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10 Ways To Get Rid Of Telemarketers:
1. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work, if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
2. Say "no" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.
3. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?"
4. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog has the gout..."
5. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"
6. Ask them to repeat everything they say several times.
7. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"
8. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up . . . louder . . . louder . . .
9. When the salesperson asks, "Is this the homeowner?" say, "Is this the salesperson?" And when they say, "Yes," hang up.
10. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their home phone number so you can call them back. When the telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" Hang up.
88 Things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Run up to an employee while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I gotta go potty!!!!!”
6. Make a human burrito using materials in the sewing/fabric department.
7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms
9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible, that "I Know a Song That Drives Everybody Nuts" song
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes all the way up.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. Try putting different pairs of underwear (men OR women’s) on your head and walk around the store casually.
17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier run your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
24. Nonchalantly “Test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, ”...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!"
31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Set up a “Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
41. Two words: “Marco Polo."
42. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
43. “Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
44. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
45. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
46. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It's those voices again!"
47. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
48. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
49. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying things like “It’s ok Fluffy, we don’t need nobody else, just us two”
50. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
51. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
52. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
53. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch" from the other aisles.
54. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “Hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign? (Giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “Hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign? (Giggle)."
55. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
56. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
57. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
58. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
59. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
60. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
61. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
62. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?"
63. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a “test drive."
64. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
65. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.
66. Play a game of indoor freeze tag
67. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window “the British are coming"
68. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes
69. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
70. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane
71. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying “I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"
72. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight
73. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.
74. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section
75. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.
76. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.
77. If people aren’t looking at their cart, steal it.
78. Go to the gun section, saying “Can I buy a gun? That stupid smiley face has had it TOO god for TOO long”
79. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.
80. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught
81. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.
82. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbor’s name.
83. Rearrange items as you see fit.
84. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.
85. Put Pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs
86. Grab stickers that say “Radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.
87. Follow someone until they notice
88. Loiter. When asked to leave, simply say “I’ll do whatever I want, I live here!!”
Fun Stuff to do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the elevator.
Congratulate all for being in the same elevator with you
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
One word: Flatulence!
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Meow occasionally.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Yell "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
Leave a box between the doors.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Start a sing-along.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Play the harmonica.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Bring a chair along.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another pasenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
Blow spit bubbles.
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Stare at your thumb and say "……it….it’s BEAUTIFUL….."
Announce to the person stood next to you "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"
Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plummet to the floor, what do you think will happen?"
Pretend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes
Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, curse you SATAN! CURSE YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
Scratch yourself excessively saying "Freaking head lice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much
"Set out a picnic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you in afternoon tea
Break wind and blame it on the person next to you
Pretend your a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait until its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax
Say you have just won the lottery and you are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you
As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"
Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them you need the money to feed your ten starving children back home in Estonia
Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one piece (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood off the walls) Hope you will live to do it again!"
Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"
Let your mobile phone ring - don't answer it.
Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of apple juice. Start drinking and say "ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your thirst. Does anyone want some?"
Suggest to the other passengers that you all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor
Paint the walls of the lift.
Upon entering, ask the passengers "Will woo be my fwiend?". Burst into tears if they say no.
Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"
Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speak into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"
Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 .....oh here’s my floor"
Serve tea and coffee
Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others don’t
Act like the sergeant of the lift. Order people around. Tell them to get in line.
Suggest to the other people that you should play musical statues. Bring a tape recorder along too
Teach the people French. Don’t let them leave till they get it right
As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them
Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if you are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency
Yodel
Sing "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, and this is how it goes..” Over and over
Try break dancing
Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person next to you "you lookin' at me?"
Challenge the person standing next to you to a "thumb war".
Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.
Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it......is time..."
Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die you little punk, die DIIEEE!"
While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
Wave your hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
Explain to the passengers that this lift looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.
Re-enact scenes from a movie where someone climbs out through the roof.
Tell people their clothes are stuck in the lift door, when the look round and see it isn't, apologize, then 5 seconds later say it again in exactly the same tone of voice.
Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who wants to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
Point a fire extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, ready, aim, and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.
Blast out some heavy metal music and sing along while head banging.
Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit,"are you trying to say I cant do my job?!'
Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift.
Fun Things to do at The Movies
1. When you are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"
2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.
3. Quote all dialogue five seconds after it's said on screen.
4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do you come here often?"
5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.
6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.
7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"
8. Clap and cheer when the good guys get killed.
9. During the previews, yell out "Can you fast foward it please?"
10. Try to start a Mexician wave
11. Argue that no-one can sit next to you because the seats alreadly taken by your imaginary friend.
12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the movies twist.
13. Shout "look behind you!" at the actors.
14. Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are.
15. Everytime someone curses, cover your ears and shout "oh the f****** profanity!"
16. Hum the theme music.
17. Bring a flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet show on the ceiling.
18. Go "Ooooooooooh...." whenever someone kisses.
19. Wear a huge fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you's view.
20. Bring a laser pointer and point it in the noses, eyes, etc.. of people on screen
21. Clap loudly everytime a person walks into the theater late.
22. Enquire what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
23. Ask a friend to sit four seats beside you and to call you to your mobile phone, answer after a few rings and start to talk loudly about any anoying subjects you can or about the movie.
42 Things to Drive Your Parents INSANE!!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, "LIAR!!!!"...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Chase/bark at the mail man...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
35. Turn the tv on to a station you don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
41.When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...
42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank....
My Favoritest Song:
Teenagers
By My Chemical Romance
They're gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the books
To make a citizen out of you
Because they sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on you, son
So they can watch all the things you do
Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smirk
'Cause they got methods of keeping you clean
They're gonna rip up your heads,
Your aspirations to shreds
Another cog in the murder machine
They said all teenagers scare the living sht out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
The boys and girls in the clique
The awful names that they stick
You're never gonna fit in much, kid
But if you're troubled and hurt
What you got under your shirt
Will make them pay for the things that they did
They said all teenagers scare the living sht out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooah Yea!
They said all teenagers scare the living sht out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
All Together Now!!
Teenagers scare the living sht out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
Teenagers scare the living sht out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
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Electronics, Games, Outdoor activities, Photography, Pets & Animals, Shopping, Sports |
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Red hot Chili Peppers, Guns N Roses, David Bowie, Weird Al, Green Day, Dixie Chicks, Queen, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Johnny Depp |
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SNL, Spongebob, Family Guy, Robot Chicken |
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Sweeney Todd, The Dark Knight, The Fox and The Hound, Mean Girls, Shes The Man, Sleepover, When a Stranger Calls, Pirates of The Caribbean, Pay it Forward, The Strangers, Point Break |
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Marley And Me, Herry Potter |
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