mothers of little boys work from son up to son down

i used to be indecisive, but know im not so sure

men do what men have to do, and women do what men cant

why cant they make mornings later in the day


~THE SENILITY PRAYER~

God grant me the Senility to forget the people i never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones i do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.


~THE CURVE OF LIFE~


At age 4, success is ... not peeing in your pants.

At age 12, success is ... having friends.

At age 16, success is ... having a drivers licence.

At age 20, success is ... having sex.

At age 35, success is ... having money.

At age 50, success is ... having money.

At age 60, success is ... having sex.

At age 70, success is ... having a drivers licence.

At age 75, success is ... having friends.

At age 80, success is ... not peeing in your pants.


~THEN AND NOW~

1970: Long hair
2008: Longing for hair

1970: The perfect high
2008: The perfect high-yield mutual fund

1970: Growing pot
2008: Growing pot belly

1970: Acid rock
2008: Acid reflux

1970: Moving to california because it is cool
2008: Moving to california because it is warm

1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2008: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1970: Popping pills, smoking joints
2008: Popping joints

1970: Killer weed
2008: Weed killer

1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint
2008: Getting a new hip joint

1970: Rolling stones
2008: Kidney stones

1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2008: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1970: Whatever
2008: Depends