So anyone who comes on here message me or sign my guestbook or something..I'm bored just about all of the time and I'm cool with pretty much anyone so I ask you to please save me from my boredom! (example: the amount of information on this page..it's insanity!)

------------> I was told that it would be a good idea to post up a "Best Quotes of All Time" list. So be prepared. It's going to be brilliant. Thus far I can only think of one of them that happened earlier at a birthday party. I'll add more as they show themselves. lol. <------------

Best Quotes of All Time

1. "The hardest part is getting it in your mouth. After that you're home free."
2. "Twat? I cunt hear you. You breast speak up!"

Cake and tea. Cake and tea. What would the world be without cake and tea? XD

I have angel food cake with strawberries and tea..^^..*sigh* life is good..I gave up on the quotes of the day by the way..I just got tired of writing them down..but I'll leave them up here for anyone who wants a good, slightly dysfunctional laugh.

These are the quotes of the day...and the quotes are basically the funny and sometimes extremely stupid crap that comes out of of people's mouths when you put a bunch of semi-mental people(Aka. Me and my friends) together for awhile...I only have a quote for each school day..lol

Quotes of the day:
8.20.08
I have a baby in my stomach. I'm going to give birth through my mouth!
8.21.08
She doesn't have a hidden penis. I know that for sure!
8.22.08
I grabbed your mom's hairy elephant.
8.25.08
Because I grabbed her hairy monkey.
8.27.08 (theres two here since I didn't get one the day before)
-Someone peed on the ceremonial fire.
-But when you blow on it, it doesn't go down.
8.28.08
Shit you!
8.29.08
R.O.Y.G.B.I.V activate!
9.2.08
No! My suction cup fell off!
9.3.08
I didn't even know he was doing it. And he stuck it in my pants.
9.4.08
Kiss the ring bitch!
9.5.08
We'll be having sex while everybody else is asleep!
9.6.08
There will be baby batter on the walls!
9.8.08
You said what about penetration?
9.9.08
"I can't get it out!"
"Maybe you should squeeze it."
9.10.08
That's not meat. It's love juice.
9.11.08
Your mom needs a nuclear air strike right there.
9.12.08
You weren't last night.
9.15.08
It doesn't belong up there!
9.16.08
So where did the Cox come in?
9.17.08
Your face pretty much exploded.
9.18.08
No that's my nipple hair.
9.22.08
There's no sucking involved.
9.23.08
My whole life is a sex video.
9.24.08
I'm never sitting on your lap while you're punching me again!
9.25.08
He just ate a donut butt.
9.26.08
Put on some hose and cover up those elbows!
9.29.08
It's me! I smack bags randomly!
9.30.08
I can fit so much crap in these pants.
10.1.08
You were bent over looking at what?
10.2.08
I don't know what you're doing but you better get it out!
10.3.08
No! I did it faster last time and I didn't get to enjoy it and it made my tounge feel funny afterwards. And do I need to explain the taste?
10.6.08
That's toungework right there.
10.7.08
When it has a head on it.
10.8.08
That was strangely satisfying.
10.9.08
Don't eat the manatee!
10.10.08
It's too tiny to be practical. Get ready to say ouch.
10.13.08
Ewww! Straight sex.
10.14.08
Its a finger. Look, they're talking to each other.
10.15.08
Don't worry. Mine's pink too.
1.29.09
Encyclopedias are like regurgitating mother birds. XD (I love that one)


Some of the funniest videos ever:
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Some freaking awesome lyrics:

The End-Blue October:

Here alone, standing barefoot in our lawn,
Worms squeezing their way through my toes
Tonight thats how it goes.
I'm at your window kneeling quiet,
I thought at least I'd maybe try to get your head right
Get your heart right
Let him go!

Then through the glass I see your dress fall to the floor
As he embraces every inch of you
The woman I adore.
I can't believe the way you're bending
Can't believe this neverending moaning asking him for more
Begging him for more

How far will I go
To make it feel right? Come home
I have to fix this on my own

Replace my heart,
Cause I'm convinced mine broke the day I let us end
Replace my heart,
I don't wanna live by coping, I'm done with hoping. End.

I creeped in close enough to see the way he touched her,
From her feet across her knees, inside her sweetest spot
he pleased and pleased her.
I turned around and tried to take control, but no control was capable
It was a centerfold of how less than low can possibly go.

I squeezed the life into my brain
Like pushing knives into a vein
I've gotta get, I said I've gotta get inside
So to the back window I crawl in silent standing in the darkness
Of my living room
This used to be my home

How far will I go
To make it feel right? Come home
I'm moving forward to the bedroom door

Replace my heart
Cause I'm convinced mine broke the day I let us end
Replace my heart
I don't wanna live by coping, I'm done with hoping. End.

I turn the doorknob with two fingers to be slow
Enough to sneak into the room among the corner darkness gloom
I had to see this happening.
He pushed himself so deep inside her clapping rang and bounced off every wooden walled room
And that's when all went silent blank except for the color red
As I walked calmly numbing paralyzed beside the bed
I said "I know I'm not allowed to be here. I just had to see
How good this new man really fucks you. Cause you've both been fucking me.

So now I planned the last thing you can both do as a pair
I tie both blindfolds tight around your fucking eyes to blind your stare
I don't want to alarm you, but I figured we could end this in what seems easy quick and painless
Man so I'll get down to business.
I choose you first, there's a gun its at your head.
So laugh at me just one more time but put your face inside the bed.
You sit and watch me while I do this shit and learn from what I've said."
I cocked the pistol pulled the trigger, and all I saw was red.

Then the screaming oh the screaming
It's nice to see you scared
Of such a weak and stupid husband
Who knows you never really cared
I'll leave you with a question that I need to hear from your head
Was all this worth it knowing you have just seconds left to live?

Now think about your answer, laying face down in the bed
I cocked the pistol pulled the trigger and all I saw was red
I gently stroke her arm as she lies lifeless on her back
Then placed the barrel in my mouth
And all I saw was black.

Evil Angel-Breaking Benjamin::
Hold it together, birds of a feather,
Nothing but lies and crooked wings.
I have the answer, spreading the cancer,
You are the faith inside me.

No, don't
Leave me to die here,
Help me survive here.
Alone, don't remember, remember.

Put me to sleep evil angel.
Open your wings evil angel.

A-ah.

I'm a believer,
Nothing could be worse,
All these imaginary friends.
Hiding betrayal,
Driving the nail,
Hoping to find a savior.