"Jealousy is a disease..
..get well soon, bitches!"


::My name is Angela::
::You can call me Angela, Angie, Ang, or Angel::
[Unless you come up with a cute nickname that I absolutely adore]
::I have a beautiful baby son named Jacen.::
::I love my mom more than life itself::
::I'm about 5-foot-7::
::I have hazel eyes::
::I'm obsessed with Johnny Depp::
::I have four siblings::
[Two brothers and two sisters]
::I will love you until you hurt me::
::I will do just about anything for a friend::
::I got my GED, due to dropping out of high school::
::I've been truly in love twice::
::I dance around in my underwear when no one is watching::
::I hate people who judge without caring::
::I've only sorted laundry by color four times::

- Some things I love -

Jacen David [my baby!]
Tad
Monica, the love of my life
Debbie, my Loverface <3
Johnny Depp
My cat, Captain Jack Eat-The-Sparrow
My other cat, Little John Silver
Vampires
Sex [seriously, I think I'm an addict]
Pirates
Disney movies
Lip gloss
French Toast
Cuddling after sex
Fresh-squeezed orange juice
Music
Double Stuf Oreos
Disney Princesses [specifically Ariel]
My mom
Matthew McConaughey
Hot pink
Singing in my shower
The smell of roses
Stephen King books
Criss Angel
Tinkerbell
Late summer/Early fall
Lime green
Anything to do with PlayBoy
Converse All-Star Chuck Taylors
Getting presents for absolutely no reason
Ford Mustangs
Raspberries
Scary movies [as long as I'm not alone]
Hot chocolate with tons of whipped cream
IHOP pancakes

- Things I can't stand -

CHEATERS
Liars
Snobs
Hypocrites
The smell of pot
Sauerkraut
Anything coconut-flavored
Root beer [unless it's in a root beer float]
People who pick food out of their teeth instead of using a toothpick
The movie "Kung Fu Hustle"
People who don't use their turn signals
PeOpLe WhO iNsIsT oN tYpInG lIkE tHiS aLl ThE tImE
Licorice
Licorice-scented markers
People who cut in front of me in line
Sardines
Pretty much any vegetable
Creepy old guys who hit on me
Therapists