Look, I'm not a charmer, I'm a realist.

You're not gonna find someone on spogg who's gonna sweep you off your feet & carry you off into the sunset.

I'm the guy that's gonna sling you over my shoulder & take you to the bedroom.

Just sayin.

With all that said, if you're broken or damaged, all the better.  Come to papa.

Kidding.  Geeze.

I enjoy the simple things, like an ice cold beer on a hot day or a bear hug from someone I haven't seen in a while.  Yeah, I'm a hugger.

Cause life's too short to dwell on the complicated.