less is more 

more or less

Thank you Dear Alkie for these beautiful flowers.

  now get out of here 

oh blimey!

I

Our twins, Vodka and Alkie Jnr

Buggin you

Lemme use this space for some words of wisdom

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

 Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

 Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies.

 It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt.

 If you dont know where youre going how do you expect to get there ?

 Thats the secret to life replace one worry with another

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have. 

Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have. 

 I am so clever that sometimes I dont understand a single word of what I am saying.

A word to the wise aint necessary its the stupid ones that need the advice. 

 If youre not very clever you should be conciliatory.