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GOT THE NEW AC/DC CD!!!!!!!!!
BLACK ICE....
IT OWNZ!!!!!!
i rock at piano!
songs i can ply (at least the good part of the song):
Thunderstruck-Ac/Dc
Jump(intro) - Van Halen
Smoke on the water(main guitar) - Deep Purple
Simpsons Theme(um....the part)
Sweet Home Alabama(guitar) - lynerd skynerd
Sweet child `o mine(intro) - guns and roses
one(intro) - Metallica
Enter Sandman(intro) - Metallica
The Office Theme Song
Want a song...send me a request and i might try to play it!
songs i am working on:
When you were young - Killers
Mario theme
Great Balls Of Fire!-Jerry Lee Louis
I Rock at scooter riding...if you too like scooters...join
he scooter riders group
hi everyone.welcome to my page.well first my fav shows
spongebob
um.....
mythbusters
my favorite movie is the...
simpsons movie!!!! it is hilarious
1) You accidently enter youre password on a microwave.
2) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screename or a myspace.
4) Youd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7) You read this list,and just keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) And you were to busy to notice number 5.
10) You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasnt a number 5.
11) And now your lauphing at your stupidity.
12) Repost if you fell for it, you know you did.
Try this:
Say "cow" before each word.
cows
about
talking
moron
this
got
I
long
how
look
Now say "cow" after each word
cows
about
talking
moron
this
got
I
long
how
look
Now say "cow" before and after these words.
cows
about
talking
moron
this
got
I
long
how
look
Now read it bottom and up.
cows
about
talking
moron
this
got
I
long
how
look
but wait there is more
hey wanna here a joke.ok.
there are 3 guys riding motorcycles.there names were manners crap and shut up.well crap wrecks and manners goes and helps him while a cop pulled over shut up.so the cop asks what is your name?and he says shut up.so the cop asks again,what is your name and he said shut up.well the cop asks where is your manners and he says over there picking up crap.
here is some more
the blonde & the cellphone
A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife
something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he
decides to buy her a cellphone.
She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and
explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day
the blonde goes shopping.
Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun,"he says "how
do you like your new phone?"
She replies: "I just love, it's so small and your voice is
clear as a bell! But there's one thing I don't understand
though."
"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
Old MacDonald
Two redneck college football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the State game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________." Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.
Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed, then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."
"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
Blonde Exam
A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.
"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "And as I have more time left, I'm rechecking my answers
What's So Funny?
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. "What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle."
no offense to blondes out there
hahaha .im so funny. just ask if ya want more.
i love getting gifts and getting new buddies.
i like yo-yos.im not a master but i could impress some people.im very nice and very smart.
some of my favorite songs are
whte and nerdy
ridin(clean)
we will rock u
strutter
cherry pie
and more
i love mtv.it rules.
i dont say bad words.
did i mention i was smart? well i am
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My name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
Hes already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"Im sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me to the soul,
And if you read this
and don't pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be affected
By this Poem
And because U R affected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is to pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
my friends:
oozechampion(kyle has gotten on my nerves...but he is pretty cool, he used to beg....but he has stopped i hope)
weeee430(definately one of the nicest people i have met,one of my fav friends)
Lawnmower(mayoR of Loserville)
south park sprinfield????
simpsons..or south park....
 
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Cars & Engines, Computers, Electronics, Gadgets, Games, Music, Outdoor activities, Photography, Science, Sports |
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AC DC, Metallica, My Chemical Romance, Kansas, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bon Jovi, anything that is rock from the 1980s |
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Simpsons, Family Guy, Spongebob, STAR |
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Date Movie, Scary Movies, Austin Powers movies but mainly Simpsons Movie |
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Hank Zipzer, Goosebumps, anything by RL Stein |
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Direct link to this page: http://www.spogg.com/coolboycal/
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got braces now...don`t hurt....
colors:orange and white (even though vols stink this year)
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i got this put in my mouth a while ago!!!!!!!!!
this is not my mouth,i found this pic online!!!!!!!
wat the dentists do:
a)put it in
parents:
a)turn key each night making it "expand"
dentist:
a)tie off hole with metal thing when expander is expanded fae enough
here is the pic:
if ur not careful...i could get some radio on this thing!
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Journal entry by coolboycal at Dec 12 2007 |
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| shew!!! |
it seems like my whole life is like...going faster!!!!the older i get the faster it goes!!!!
sometimes it is 12:00 and it feeels like 9:00
it gets odd sometimes!!!!!
sometimes i get worried....if my life will end soon,or if i will live to be 100!!!!any day i could die...no matter if im only 12!!!! fate can get me!!!!im starting to change...my voice is changeing...im have peach fuzz...and its getting kinda wierd!!!!!!
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Journal entry by coolboycal at Dec 01 2007 |
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| tired |
im like soooooooooo tired!!!!!!!i wish i could do something! 
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Journal entry by coolboycal at Nov 25 2007 |
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