When guys check out my page it gives me the CREEPS !!!

HEY !!!   I LOVE GIFTS, BUT I"M HAVING A PROBLEM RECEIVING THEM...

SO PLEASE DON'T SEND ME ANY....

THANKS AND I LOVE YOU ALL.  ( GIRLS THAT IS )

Before Marriage
Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don"t even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!
After marriage Read It backwards! !

When a guy tells his girlfriend to make him  a sandwich, what's a good comeback ??

Better comeback with a goddam sandwich......

SINGLE  ...................

I wouldn't fight a guy over a girl. What if i fought for her, and she chose the other guy ??? I'd be looking pretty stupid. If she really liked me, I wouldn't have to fight for her. She would just be mine.Now if she chose me and the other guy wanted to fight about it, then I would kick his ass......

Most awesome females on Spogg:

** In alphabetical order **

     Alexandra,  Azucena, Becca, Cheyenne,Francie-Elle, Gianna, Gwapa, Heidi, JJ , Katelyn,  Kelsey, Lindsay, Lovelane, Lydia, Maria, Mindy, Tamaria, and  Summer.  

But GWAPA is NUMBER 1...... lol

I was talking to this girl once and I told her it was time for me to go, and she

said  " Aw do you have to" ?  I thought that was sooooo sweet.

Most of the time girls say ...  Okay, bye or talk to you later.

It really made me feel good inside.

Strange how little things can mean a lot.

Much thanks to my beautiful detective......

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE CHICAGO BLACK HAWKS.... STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS !!!!!

Isn't it funny how some people love you to death, and others hate your guts !!  LOL  i guess that's life

Can't you see-ee-ee.

You belong with mee-ee-ee

       Taylor Swift

What do i hope for???

I hope one day i will meet the girl that i can dedicate this song to..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj3Xqdpt7DQ

POLICE ALERT :

It was reported earlier that CUPID was the victim of a hit and run.

He's in the hospital and he should be fine by next February.

Witnesses at the scene reported a car sped off with license plates that said M-A-T-T.

Police are asking for help in capturing this terrible individual....

When you REALLY care for someone, it doesnt mean you will never argue, disagree, or split up.

It just means you will always get back together again ......

Dont judge a person based on what someone else said.

Get to know the person for yourself and then make your own decision.

You just might be missing out on the best friend you could ever have..

Don't you hate it when pretty girls take pics, and then make comments about how UGLY they look?

Comon, GIMME A BREAK !!!

If you agreed with them, then they'd probably be pissed......

Saw this on a girl's page:

All you guys that i used to go out with are dumped.

Please email the other ones and let them know.

LOL ..... that's cold