"Just to warn you, we never ditched them."
"Oh, that's good."
"Yep...they ditched us"
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Knucells and I went into a maritime museum. In there, there was a large(huge!) model of an oil rig that went up three levels. On the third level there were tiny people you could see.
"Look! I think they lost a person!"
"Yea, but what's that guy doing with that bucket?"
"Putting out the fire!"
Goes round the other side of the model.
"Hey look at the crane thing!"
"Lets see if we can move it! On the count of three, blow hard and see if it moves."
"1"
"2"
"3!"
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!  !! An alarm went off right at the time we blew and the crane moved.
"Ah geez! It has an alarm attached!!"
"Mini-alarm! Mini-alarm!"

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"Ah! No! Don't leave me! I'm afraid of the dressing room!!"

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Everytime I buy something new, my mum HAS to try it on.
"Oh no. Mum, don't try it on! You'll stretch it!!"
"Of course I won't stretch it! Just wait and see.
Yay! It fits! See, I told you it wouldn't stretch"
Takes it off, and I get the shirt back.
"Aw, geez! You have stretched it!"

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17% stupid and 54% random. Does NOT sound like me; but it's true! ( I hope...)

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"FEEL THE WRATH OF MY....my.....SPOGGINATOR!!!!"
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Baked Alaska. One of the few mysteries of the World.
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I AM NAKO! I SHALL SOMEDAY CONQUER THE MANY WORLDS WITH MY AMAZING NEKO LIKE TACO POWERS! MWAHAHHAHAHAHA


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