I have returned children.  After years of treking and journeying through the mighty vast expanses of the internet here I am again.  Stronger, Handsomer, well versed in Porn, and even more Awesome then before.  Some thought such a feat was impossible but alas here I am proof then the Most Awesome of the awesome can still add more awesome to his already awesome level of awesomeness.  See how I used the word awesome so much?  That was planned.

I am Canadian, I am Awesome, I am good in bed.

This is my pledge regarding my return.

I will still be an a$$hole, I still won't think of your feelings when opening my mouth and I will still gladly accept nude pictures of spogettes.  I am like a living breathing human, but better in most ways. 

Prepare yourself, then unprepare yourself because there is no preperation for the unpreparable.

I like to give nicknames, for now your new nickname will be Dr. Baby.