Welcome to 2010.  You made it, I made it, and that's that.

The tram is still running.  We gave the engine an overhaul and now it can run on the oil from pizzas 30% of the time.  Hows that?!

To date, many fine Planet Spogg-la-dites have had the fine experience of the tram.

The tram is cleaned every night and sprayed for harmful bacteria and leftover bubblegum.  Do not leave your bubblegum on the tram, your DNA will identify you, and so will we.

There's sazzyd, a great buddy and friend on ANY planet, and kenman, who kicks butt on Multris.

Children of all ages are admitted with a valid adult, or an invalid adult. We take special care of our special needs visitors.

We welcome JakJak, who is really cool.

Do not exit or enter the tram until it has come to a complete stop.   Tram surfing is not allowed.

Stay behind the red line.

Stop. Do not cross the green line. Do not exit or enter the tram until it has come to a complete stop.

Please exit the tram to your left, or enter the tram to your right.

Do one of the two, do not remain stationary. Extended seating is not allowed on the tram.

Keep all packages, arms, hands, legs, hats, and ideas inside the tram at all times.

Vandalism will not be permitted inside the tram. Security is a top priority.

Please stand away from the green line as the tram starts.

This tram was manufactured with all recycled materials.

There have been 21 Elvis sightings aboard the tram since 1995.

Do not attempt to stop the tram.

There is no levitating aboard the tram.

Do not text or sing while aboard the tram.

There is to be no soliciting aboard the tram.

Pregnant women are not advised to give birth while on the tram. 

Violaters of this rule will be photographed and their pictures sent to Disneyland, Knott's Berry Farm, and SeaPort Village.

Do not taunt the tram.

Refrain from making eye contact with the driver of the tram when it is moving.

This tram stops at all railroad crossings.

Trams spelled backwards is SMART.

In the event that the Earth is covered with water, this tram will sink. Please swim away from the tram.

Thank you, again, for joining us today. Please wait for the tram to come to a complete stop before exiting or entering.

Believe in the tram...

Elvis sightings may be reported at ticket booth 5, if it is currently open at this time. 

Have a great day.

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Okay. Your place in this world is your journey.

To start off the journey, I'm inviting you to ride the tram in from the parking lot.

To set the stage for life, I tell you rules about the trams. I am preparing you to enter the world and my world.

I invite you to ride the tram, and don't sit in the parking lot or refuse to buy a ticket at the gate.

regards to ye,

sessna1