Chris.

what to say? I don't really know. I'm not out to impress people, I'm not out to see if I can be the coolest guy, and I'm not trying to get people to like me. All I try to do is help. Whatever else happens is out of my control and if I become someone you fall for, be warned, you may get hurt. I am gladly willing to help people but please don't get carried away because then you'll be back at square 1, like most everybody else.

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