I'm a Ruthless Dictator from the future.

My heroes include: Karl Marx, Renee Des Cartes, & Nietzsche.

My goal is Spogg Domination. This will be my empire, and this will be my legacy.

For the fortunate few that I allow to dwell here after my hostile takeover, you will serve one of two purposes - a slave or a concubine. All others will be banished to eternal damnation, i.e. Pogo.

I would like to thank all of you in advance for being exceptionally slow and passive.

Love always, Adolph Stalin.

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UPDATE
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After once declaring my Spogg Domination to be imminent, I have decided it would be a waste of time to conquer this land of village idiots and plebeians.

There have been few and far in -between that have suggested they would be a challenge. Most behave in the common manner of the Jones Town villagers, or the Branch Davidians. It would be an insult to my people to announce the assimilation.

So rejoice in your slow witted demeanor and be grateful, for I - the one and only King,

haveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Ty Fellow spogger who corrected my grammatical error who wishes to remain anonymous I'm sure)

decided to allow you to still exist.

I have pondered an idea where I disguise myself as a fellow Spogger and try to blend in myself and, figure out the ways of this foreign land.

To do so, I must make a list of things to do, to "become one":

1. Destroy all of my soap and shampoo
2. Begin to spell and use grammar in the most atrocious manner
3. Find out more concerning this great mythical creature they refer to as Dale Earnhardt
4. Limit Vocabulary (very important)

Once these four rules have been established, I will begin Phase II - The Blend.

Always and Forever Adolph Stalin ________________________________  __________________________

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I desperately need your help. It seems I have underestimated the spoggers and their barbaric nature. I have endured many things since I have written you last. Ruling over this land is no longer the priority, the game has changed. The priority now is not to die and avoid the big guy who keeps telling me I have a purdy mouth. Oh s**t, he's staring at me now. Yes I know I have a pretty mouth Hank, you've told me this 4 times today. He's still talking, hold on. What does that even mean I would do better without teeth.......No Hank, I'm not getting smart...You're right, I'm sorry...Ok, I'm back. Sheesh Hank has a temper. I have to admit though he is talented, he made me a bed to sleep in. It's about two feet wide and even has a top I can close to keep people from bothering me....strange, it kind of looks like a coffin now that I think about it, that would explain the handles on the side. Please send help immediately, I know in times past I have been condescending, but I'm calling on all my slaves and concubines. Being here has changed me. I'm a new man, gone is the arrogant prick, he has been replaced by the humble more understanding guy. And I need you to understand..........No Hank I don't know where you hid my pants....Yes it is very funny....what do you mean it's time

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