I'm Torlok the Big Bad Dragon Slayin Vampire Spartan Ninja Master

I HAVE AWESOME NON-EXISTENT BAKING SKILLS!!!!!


All hope abandon ye who enter
-Dante

You know those times when life just doesnt go your way lol well my whole life is like that.
So from my experiences if i have any bit of advice it would be that you shouldnt expect much out of life because you'll probably get disappointed.