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44 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.


1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

17.Say everything backwards...

18.Give yourself a swirly...

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...

20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...

23.Run in circles...

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...

26.Chase/bark at the mail man...

27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...

30.Talk to a pen...

31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...

32.Try and climb the wall...

33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

35. Turn the tv on to a station you don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...

37.Eat your hair...

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...

41.When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...

42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...

43. Throw pens at them when they are sleeping.

44. Put shaving cream in their hair while they are sleeping to make it look like they have very bad dandruff =D


POST THIS ON YOUR HOMEPAGE SO EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT
IIRC= If I remember correctly
hp= home page
pp= personal page
wd = well done
vn = very nice
g1 = good one
gg = good game
gl= good luck
gga = good game all
yw = you're welcome
lmao = laughing my (other word for butt) off
rotfl = rolling on the floor laughing
tmi=to much imformation
ty=thank you
np=no problem
lol=laugh out loud
omg= oh my god
atm= at the moment
btw= by the way
n2m= not to much
jc= just chillin
jk= just kidding
jp= just playing
jw= just wondering
nvm= nevermind
cya= see you
l8er= later
cyl= see you later
irl= in real life
imo= in my opinion
nt2y= nice talking to you
cwtnt= cant wait until next time
wb-welcome back
ttyl=talk to you later
ttfn=ta ta for now
iyhmlmkp=IF YOU HAVE MORE LET ME KNOW PLEASE



You Know You’re Too Stressed If :
Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest.

You can achieve a “Runners High” by sitting up.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

The Sun is too loud.

Trees begin chasing you.

You can see individual air molecules vibrating.

You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an IV drip solution of espresso.

You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step in the consumption of coffee.

You can hear mimes.

You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

Things become “Very Clear.”

You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can understand.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

You keep yelling “Stop touching me!” even though you are the only one in the room.

Your heart beats in 7/8 time.

David Lynch comes up to you and says: “Hey! Can I film you?”

You and Reality file for divorce.

You can skip without a rope.

It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can’t quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.

You can travel without moving.

Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the rest of the night.

Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.

You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before....





by the time you have finished reading this i would have wasted 7 minutes of your life :)