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Hey, my name is a secret and if i told you it, i would have to kill you...sorry. I totally love music. I like about a million different bands/artists. I dont think i have a favorite but i really like Good Charlotte. I just made my account so i really need some friends, and people to talk to...oh yeah, and my first gift. =D
OMG!!! SIGN MY GUEST BOOK PPL!!
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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
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way to WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!
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Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
Why
do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why
does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why
doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why
do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why
does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
Why
is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why
do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why
do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why
is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you idiot!'
Why
is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE...
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Here are 22 ways to annoy people on an elevator.
1)CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
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Computers, Dance, Electronics, Fashion, Gadgets, Games, Literature, Music, Outdoor activities, Photography, Shopping, Social relations, Sports |
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| Favorite music: |
Paramore |
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| Favorite TV: |
Psych |
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| Favorite films: |
Get smart, national treasure |
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| Favorite books: |
Ella Enchanted hahaha, yeah i know, im a dork |
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